1. In which Lia fails massively

    • Lia: Side note: I also have a date.
    • Lia: lojk
    • Lia: ...loljk
    • Ryan: haha
    • Lia: God damnit I fucked that all up. Lemme try this again.
    • Ryan: NOPE.
    • Ryan: NO SECOND CHANCES.
    • Lia: Side note: I also have a date.
    • Lia: LOLJK DYING ALONE WITH 27 CATS WHO WILL EAT MY DEAD BODY.
    • Ryan: At least you'll provide something for them in death then.
    • Lia: Duh. I'm a champ.
    • Lia: Anyway yeah, I failed at that.
    • Ryan: Like most things.
    • Lia: THANKS FOR THE REMINDER.
    • Ryan: It's what I'm here for.

  2. In which best friends know each other too well

    • Ryan: So I've got a date next weekend.
    • Lia: With a real girl? Or like with a motorcycle or your hand or something?
    • Ryan: Well my hand. But also a girl.
    • Lia: Hooray! So, do go on…about the girl, not the hand (I understand how that works very well).
    • Ryan: Well she's got 5 fingers and I call her Palmela. Pam for short.
    • Lia: Oh, I expected her name to be Jill, but you know.
  3. I love everything about this.  So much.  Fuck yeah, zombies.

    I love everything about this.  So much.  Fuck yeah, zombies.

  4. Holy crap, I laughed so hard.  It really does look like he’s saying that!  Also, can never unsee.

    Holy crap, I laughed so hard.  It really does look like he’s saying that!  Also, can never unsee.

  5. 1) This woman’s face.2) Relevant.

    1) This woman’s face.
    2) Relevant.

  6. This kid.  Makes me lol my fucking head off.

    This kid.  Makes me lol my fucking head off.

About me

A 20-something Emergency Medical Technician with a penchant for being a bit too wistful.