1. In which best friends know each other too well

    • Ryan: So I've got a date next weekend.
    • Lia: With a real girl? Or like with a motorcycle or your hand or something?
    • Ryan: Well my hand. But also a girl.
    • Lia: Hooray! So, do go on…about the girl, not the hand (I understand how that works very well).
    • Ryan: Well she's got 5 fingers and I call her Palmela. Pam for short.
    • Lia: Oh, I expected her name to be Jill, but you know.

About me

A 20-something Emergency Medical Technician with a penchant for being a bit too wistful.