May 2011
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In which Lia fails massively
Lia: Side note: I also have a date.
Lia: lojk
Lia: ...loljk
Ryan: haha
Lia: God damnit I fucked that all up. Lemme try this again.
Ryan: NOPE.
Ryan: NO SECOND CHANCES.
Lia: Side note: I also have a date.
Lia: LOLJK DYING ALONE WITH 27 CATS WHO WILL EAT MY DEAD BODY.
Ryan: At least you'll provide something for them in death then.
Lia: Duh. I'm a champ.
Lia: Anyway yeah, I failed at that.
Ryan: Like most things.
Lia: THANKS FOR THE REMINDER.
Ryan: It's what I'm here for.
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In which best friends know each other too well
Ryan: So I've got a date next weekend.
Lia: With a real girl? Or like with a motorcycle or your hand or something?
Ryan: Well my hand. But also a girl.
Lia: Hooray! So, do go on…about the girl, not the hand (I understand how that works very well).
Ryan: Well she's got 5 fingers and I call her Palmela. Pam for short.
Lia: Oh, I expected her name to be Jill, but you know.