May 2011
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In which Lia fails massively
Lia: Side note: I also have a date.
Lia: lojk
Lia: ...loljk
Ryan: haha
Lia: God damnit I fucked that all up. Lemme try this again.
Ryan: NOPE.
Ryan: NO SECOND CHANCES.
Lia: Side note: I also have a date.
Lia: LOLJK DYING ALONE WITH 27 CATS WHO WILL EAT MY DEAD BODY.
Ryan: At least you'll provide something for them in death then.
Lia: Duh. I'm a champ.
Lia: Anyway yeah, I failed at that.
Ryan: Like most things.
Lia: THANKS FOR THE REMINDER.
Ryan: It's what I'm here for.
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In which best friends know each other too well
Ryan: So I've got a date next weekend.
Lia: With a real girl? Or like with a motorcycle or your hand or something?
Ryan: Well my hand. But also a girl.
Lia: Hooray! So, do go on…about the girl, not the hand (I understand how that works very well).
Ryan: Well she's got 5 fingers and I call her Palmela. Pam for short.
Lia: Oh, I expected her name to be Jill, but you know.
April 2011
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cigarettesandguns asked: I WANT A POSTCARD :(
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“Glenn Beck claims only “hookers” depend on Planned Parenthood.”
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On his Monday show, Glenn Beck played the tape of Lawrence O’Donnell’s tearing up while he read a letter from a friend of his describing her need for Planned Parenthood’s services.
Halfway through Beck stopped the tape and said “Hookers? Who depends on Planned Parenthood?” He then impersonated...
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Anonymous asked: 11. One thing I want to tell you:
It's all going to be okay eventually. I know times are hard, but they will get better. They have to.
It's all going to be okay eventually. I know times are hard, but they will get better. They have to.
Anonymous asked: </3, :P
Anonymous asked: 8===D, *, #
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I ended up growing tired of fruit and I microwaved myself two white castle cheeseburgers. I’d place them over my eyes, but they’re a bit too hot to pick up right now. So, you know, sorry.
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Anonymous asked: #
Anonymous asked: 8===D ;) ( . Y . ) (melons)
Anonymous asked: <3
Anonymous asked: *
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Break the silence: →
Put a “8===D” in my Ask and i’ll tell you something that turns me on.
Put a “D===8” and i’ll tell you something that turns me off.
put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.
put a “</3” and i’ll tell you something that broke me.
put a “):” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.
put a “(:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.
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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
capn1eye:
anaislea90:
squeezles:
A stupid question
A compliment
TMI
A story
A poem
About you
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me
It’s been far too quiet in my box lately.
Wait.
What?
I would answer some stuff.
My ask box pretty much stays empty so I have to beg.
Can’t...
Anonymous asked: Good luck this morning. I love you.
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Please.
Stop saying “you’re not a nerd” as if being a nerd is something of which I should be ashamed. In fact, I think that my nerdiness is one of the best things about me, and has led to some of the best friendships in my life.
Being a nerd does not mean that I am unattractive, less fun to hang out with, antisocial, or unfunny. Being a nerd means that I know a lot about the things...
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Tomorrow I get in the car and drive to go see a doctor. I’ll see a specialist who is hopefully going to be my House and he’s going to fix me within an hour of air time. Either that, or he’s going to say something scary, like “more surgery,” or “sorry but you have yourbuttisfallingout syndrome,” or “you have cancer.” I’m not afraid of the...
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And he was right, of course.
I made it through the night, and I’m okay. My next task is to make it through the rest of the day. One day at a time. Funny how it feels like I’m the one at an AA meeting. Regardless, that’s my motto right now. One day at a time.
See you on the other side.
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Him: "You have this...extraordinary DNA in you. It's beautiful. Not in a superficial way about your looks, I mean I know you're pretty, but like, whatever, man, whatever, you're just really beautiful and I hope you get that."
Me: "I wouldn't go so far as to say any of that."
Him: "No, of course you wouldn't, that's why I'm here. You have really strong emotions and a strong love and way about you. Find people who are willing to reciprocate, and give it all to them."
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Anonymous asked: Talk to tumblr instead, then. :)
Anonymous asked: You are the greatest person to ever come into my life. I never would have dreamed that a chance encounter so many years ago would have led me to the most amazing friendship I've ever known. Thank you for being such an amazing person, dume. <3
I’m trying really hard not to pick up the phone right now. I’m drunk-ish. I’m trying so hard.
Fuck.
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in-flame asked: thank you SO much for reading & replying. it means so much to me. you have no idea how much confusion & anger this gives me. THANK YOU FOR HEARING ME OUT! <3
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Strike out everything you've done
1. Had a beer. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Read a George Orwell book. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog. 18. Had a cat....
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