I WANT A POSTCARD :(
Message me your address, babycakes <3
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In which Lia fails massively
- Lia: Side note: I also have a date.
- Lia: lojk
- Lia: ...loljk
- Ryan: haha
- Lia: God damnit I fucked that all up. Lemme try this again.
- Ryan: NOPE.
- Ryan: NO SECOND CHANCES.
- Lia: Side note: I also have a date.
- Lia: LOLJK DYING ALONE WITH 27 CATS WHO WILL EAT MY DEAD BODY.
- Ryan: At least you'll provide something for them in death then.
- Lia: Duh. I'm a champ.
- Lia: Anyway yeah, I failed at that.
- Ryan: Like most things.
- Lia: THANKS FOR THE REMINDER.
- Ryan: It's what I'm here for.
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In which best friends know each other too well
- Ryan: So I've got a date next weekend.
- Lia: With a real girl? Or like with a motorcycle or your hand or something?
- Ryan: Well my hand. But also a girl.
- Lia: Hooray! So, do go on…about the girl, not the hand (I understand how that works very well).
- Ryan: Well she's got 5 fingers and I call her Palmela. Pam for short.
- Lia: Oh, I expected her name to be Jill, but you know.
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The kitty has a bunny-ear hat! :3
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This is my nightly routine…I get a text message from someone, wake up and read it, I get warm fuzzies, fall back asleep, and then the next morning I completely forget that they ever texted me. That’s the only part this picture leaves out. I’m consistently being asked “why didn’t you text me back!?” due to my poor, sleepy brain.
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PVCs! A paramedic friend of mine used to tell me “whenever you smile, I throw a PVC.” I always think that it’s the best compliment like that I’ve ever gotten.
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<3 this baby little kitty.
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I love everything about this. So much. Fuck yeah, zombies.
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Fix me, please. (Taken with instagram)
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I shamelessly love iCarly. Don’t even judge.
